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matt damon

A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.

Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.


Example:

- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -

'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'
team americamatt damonretardeddumbass
by penny21 April 9, 2009
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matt burden

the fuckin man basically the biggest motha fuckin tough guy at woodstock academy and no one can fuck with this cash money millionaire
matt burden is the man and everyone should know it
by dan jackman May 2, 2008
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matt damon

N. An actor from Massachusetts who attended Harvard University and wrote the screenplay of the movie in which he gained his fame. He has won 2 Academy Awards and 2 Golden Globes and the screenplay he wrote received "Best Original Screenplay". He also happens to be gorgeous.
1. Oh my gosh look at that guy, he's so fine he reminds me of Matt Damon.

2. Well Ben's a good actor but he sure isn't Matt Damon
by greencandle January 9, 2005
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Tamsin and Matt

Two totally cute human beings that should definitely be together, and are just perfect.

Tamsin: Typically a brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a lovely personality. She usually has a pretty amazing best friend. She has a loving family and everyone is jealous of her looks.

Matt: Normally American/ British, brunette with dark, stunning brown eyes. Typically medium height and a lush body. Usually also has a brother.
Tamsin: I want him.

Matt: I want her.

Hot best friend: They should be together!

=Tamsin and Matt get together
by Hot Best Friend of Tamsin January 18, 2013
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Matt Elliott

The greek phrase meaning "I have had too much sex for one night". To turn down sex for the pure fact of he "doesn't want to get addicted".
I don't want sex because I hit my Matt Elliott for the night.
by Amberleigh Rushin January 31, 2014
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Matt Damon

When you get a sweet headshot in the game Call of Duty 4.
Damn dude, you just got Matt Damon'ed!
by Flamewolf2009 June 17, 2008
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matt christoff

usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!
by ehhhh that's gay 67 June 14, 2016
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