cheesy mash

Something that only the real nonce people eat

Josh the pedo boy loves cheesy mash

by Man of mystery November 3, 2021

Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017

Mash

A mushy combination of chocolate chips and pancake batter that didn't turn out very well.

Marty-"Ew, what is that man?"

Phillip-"That's mash I'm making it for breakfast."

Marty-"You're sick, man."

by SimplyPoop July 16, 2010

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.

Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash

by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022

Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.

I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.

by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011

Mashed

To say sweet things about someone.

Troy mashed about me to his friends.

Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing

by mypfp April 1, 2024