Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

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Tyranny of the Majority

Democracies, particularly direct democracies, are criticized by some for arguably developing “tyrannies of the majority,” where dominating political forces would successfully vote against the interests and rights of political minorities.

A bill of rights safeguards individual rights from being voted away by a tyranny of the majority.

by Southern Twink May 5, 2025

Major Powell

To seize a creative opportunity through raw energy and impulsive action.

I pulled a Major Powell and asked the woman if I could buy the jacket off her back. She was delighted to sell it to me and I resold it at a 200% profit on Craigslist.

by The Best Judge of Everything February 27, 2011

Major League Swag

Straight Gangster.
Straight Love.
Straight Class.

That dude has Major League Swag!

by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023

cordell majors

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i am in love with cordell majors

by s.xdie January 18, 2019

Pong Major Game

Write the names of some majors on 6 to 10 beerpong cups and then play pong with plenty of beer. The last cup is your major.

College Sophmore played Pong Major Game and was hit the "Photo-journalism" cup last and thus obligated to register as a photo-journalism major the next day.

by Frodo086 April 20, 2009