by I was the imposter November 6, 2020

"Well, I'm not sure if you've heard or not, but my dad passed away, so I've been dealing with that..."
"Major L"
"Major L"
by isekai2 July 14, 2023

cordell majors is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. cordell is handsome, very intelligent, athletic, a great listener, and extremely funny. he enjoys memes, video games, football, bowling, bob ross, and porkchops. if you meet cordell, do not take him for granted or you’ll regret it.
by s.xdie January 18, 2019

by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023

by 459395 March 6, 2022

I pulled a Major Powell and asked the woman if I could buy the jacket off her back. She was delighted to sell it to me and I resold it at a 200% profit on Craigslist.
by The Best Judge of Everything February 27, 2011
