zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 04, 2004

ass machine

1. a person who doesnt shut up and is being such an ass that he or she him or herself has to be spewing out soo much ass or bullshit that they are a machine.

" god damn john is such an ass machine talking toilet mouth about that hoodrat whore whittnie"

by bryan... July 14, 2006

Machine Gun

1.A gun that is a machine as well.

2.A gun that fires many bullets in a short period of time.

This isn't fair! They have rocks, and all we have are machine guns!

by Poops McGee January 07, 2004

clicky machine

a soda san that makes a clicky noise when squeezed

"It's the clicky machine" 'click' 'click' "it's the clicky machine"

by Brian holmes October 04, 2003

strict machine

A device used to stimulate the inner chi

Some people use a strict machine after a hard day at work.

by jmw September 25, 2006

Love Machine

An insatiable sexual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. Typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering sexuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their cock in their pants. Keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for brass they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.

Girl 1 - Check out that stud muffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.

by theonetheywonttalkto February 11, 2012

sex machine

A man from Dothan, AL named Brad Philpot! Best sex you will ever have!!!

OMFG I just had sex with Brad Philpot five times in a row and it was amazing!!! He is the best sex machine ever!! I'm still cuming!!!

by Cumtastic Lover April 01, 2011