monday

Having sex with other person.

Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.

by Mtrinxpo August 3, 2021

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012

Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday

Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"

by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

Medicinal Monday

For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.

Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.

Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.

by S18JW February 23, 2011