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milkshake marathon

A wish of certain death in which a individual(s) go get a milk shake, and then go to a new milk shake stand in rapid succession. This is repeated X10 and each milk shake must be entirely consumed before the next milkshake is consumed.
That milkshake marathon took forever and made me so sick.
by SevericK BooM June 27, 2017
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Chocolate Milkshake

When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.
"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."
by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025
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Strawberry Milkshake

When a female sucks semen out from her vagina while on the rag.
Vanessa got her first period last night so I felt entitled to give her the first Strawberry Milkshake.
by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022
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Indian milkshake

An act involving whip cream with semen and pouring the liquid into the desired hole (anus or vagina) before inserting a whisk, mixing it together and then penetrating them with said whisk.
Tony just gave me an indian milkshake, it was awesome!
by skeebledeeble April 9, 2025
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Milkshake

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
Your welcome, now go finish you school work because the sub is looking over you shoulder. why are you looking at milkshake on ud anyway?
by Rimy Jobbs December 4, 2022
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Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
by Shiggles October 3, 2016
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