digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.

My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

by benighse December 9, 2009

Walrus Lips

Slang term for female vaginal lips, not always excessively large or stretched from child birth. Walrus lips are not age specific or race specific but the term may be used as a replacement for camel toe. Phrasing associated to striking resemblance between the lips of the vagina and that of an actual walrus.

"Hey girl what's up with them Walrus Lips!"
"I'm about to go home to my woman and tear up them walrus lips."
"How'd you get them walrus lips??"
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by Rennerford November 8, 2011

Dick lips

A pair of lips made for sucking dick.

Damn she got some dick lips.

Pretty Ricky had the best dick lips in lock up

by Motherfkrrrr September 18, 2016

Bussy Lips

When that bussy puckers up so nice, you just wanna kiss it.

"He presented his perfect ass and I made sweet love to his bussy lips."

by C. Rummusca September 9, 2021

Red wine lips

When your lips are red from drinking red wine.

Dude, I just drank half a bottle of Merlot, hence the red wine lips.

by alpen19 July 2, 2011

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Duck Lips

Another term for speculum, a cold, metal device used by the gynocologist to pry open and peer into your ladyparts during an pelvic exam.

"There I was, shivering in my paper gown, heels in the stirrups and trying to think of Paris, anywhere but here. And then my struggle for detachment was shattered by the icy cold introduction of the duck lips as they quacked their way into my unwilling hooha..."

by WordyGrrl May 30, 2006