A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
Get the Abra-Ham Lincoln Logmug. A high-school located in smaller town Lincoln County Tennessee. It’s absolutely horrible and it should burn.
Everyone is racist and homophobic.
The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.
The students are shit.
All around bad.
Everyone is racist and homophobic.
The sports teams are ass, the money is not old and it shows.
The students are shit.
All around bad.
by InfamousAshton June 8, 2023
Get the Lincoln County High Fayetteville, TNmug. In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.
by fakeafbit September 12, 2018
Get the lincoln,almug. When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.
by faggot cheese maker September 17, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincoln Movie Nightmug. Lincoln was born on August 1st 1971 and is the twin brother of Larry Ainsley, and uncle of Liam Ainsley. Father of Andrea Ainsley. He lost his wife Ami in 2013, but avenged her death with Larry and Mr. McDaugherty.
by Forgotten Past Studios April 2, 2022
Get the Lincoln Ainsleymug. When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
Get the Lincoln logsmug. When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln
“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”
by PubliusFed May 31, 2022
Get the The Lincoln Treatmentmug.