Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Great Lakes Bobber

While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.

I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!

by Jbb223 February 1, 2014

Basic Lame

Someone who follows the masses regardless of their liking in the matter.

I'm tired of going to coachella because it is full of basic lames who come here because it's cool for social media.

by TheeONNEEwho MIGHTknow April 11, 2015

Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

Piedmont Lakes Middle School

A Prison that sits In Apopka Florida it's pretty peaceful but you still have to watch out for Mister Clark And other teachers if not Mister Clark will see you "AFTER CLASS"

Kid 1 What school do you go to
Kid 2 Piedmont Lakes Middle School
Kid 1 LMAO that hell hole your fucked

by Deafaultino May 3, 2019

Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019

Lauderdale lakes

One of the most dangerous hoods in Fort Lauderdale Florida, where most of the biggest hustlers and robbers come from.

Aye chill don’t even must around with him ,he from Lauderdale lakes

by Blood245 November 25, 2021