Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017

awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth

Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race

by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013

Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015

butter kisses

Giving someone a kiss on the butthole right after they have taken a dump.

We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.

by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014

Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023

swedish kiss

the act of kissing with tongue, while offering/receiving the occasional light nibble or bite on the tongue or lips

He didn't just French kiss me... he gave me a Swedish kiss

by a collaboration between UK&SWE March 25, 2023

Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).

I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!

by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022