Fisty kisses

The most Irish drinking game ever. Up to five people can play and the rules are real easy. Everyone applies a heavy coat of lipstick (men included) and drinks from a communal pitcher in a clockwise fashion. The last person to get the pitcher pretends to be angry and yells, “Hey! There’s lipstick on my glass! Who did this?!” The first person to laugh gets punched in the mouth. Socko!

Me boys were playing fisty kisses the other night, and Mickey got slugged 3 times!

by Blarney Balls July 6, 2011

Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).

I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!

by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022

pinball kissing

When someone is so drunk they bounce from person to person hoping to get some action.

e.g.

"I heard Owen was pinball kissing at the Christmas party last night. Every time we saw him he was wrapped around another girl."

by Bravebeaver December 23, 2014

denver kiss

To fart in someone's nose

The dog gave me a Denver kiss and it was horrible.

by Fred the brain tumor November 13, 2017

Kiss the Bean

Slang phrase for cunnilingus.

I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.

by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014

Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 4, 2023

Burnt Kiss

When you attempt a blown kiss but end up sharting.

I felt a blown kiss coming on as I kissed my lady, but it turned into a burnt kiss... and no we are fighting

by Episteopheus October 16, 2020