Kevin

Kevin is a man who is part of the KKK and likes to go by the name of Pablo Jr who likes to fuck 80 year old men.

*Kevin fucks 80 year old man*
Kevin: Welcome to the KKK

by Yeety McYeeters November 11, 2019

Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.

Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN

by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the type of person who is dishonest and he would always postpone promises and never keep them. Although he is sometimes nice I would never trust him with personal things.

Random Person: What type of person are you?
Me: A Kevin

by Kevin Yeet July 31, 2019

Kevin

the name of someone who thinks he is funny

kevin thinks hes funny i hope he gets hit by 20 trucks on the highway and his body is eaten by predators so that he doesnt get a funeral and nobody knows hes dead

by clayxbh December 3, 2019