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Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.
My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.
by Bangorrang July 19, 2017
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A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.
That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.
by madebyfire October 18, 2020
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HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta
Kevin likes penis
by Yuribot April 19, 2019
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He is the gayest guy ever everyone hates him and he doesn't answer half the time too your question and thinks he has the biggest cock in the room
Kevin is such a dick
by elitepixel November 5, 2018
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Unbelievably retarded
Kevin is unbelievably retarded
by Kevbechillin January 19, 2020
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Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
by Surf Diva December 19, 2017
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this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh
by shitlas January 29, 2020
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