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Jose M.

If you know a Jose M., you're one lucky person. Jose is considerate and will always listen, even if he's a jerk. Jose has gone through a lot and deserves the world. Beautiful brown eyes and long curly hair (6'0 >:3), and is a silly dork. world's bestest man.
"Who's that guy over there? he's so perfect!!"

"That's Jose M."

"Oh, iris' perfect boyfriend!!"
by IR1SXX0 December 23, 2023
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Ryan Jose Duarte

My king dream daddy 😩😩😩😡😡
My glorious king 😓😓😓🥵🥵
by anonymous December 23, 2023
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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
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San Jose Bullshit

When you fuck someone up. Sunami Style!
Yo Loic over there is on that San Jose Bullshit dawg!!!
by tjkhlt January 31, 2024
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Thank Jose

"Thank Jose" is a phrase originating from the fictional universe of the novel "Endless Cultivation." In this literary world, the primary religious belief centers around venerating the inaugural cultivator, simply known as Jose, who is regarded as a deity. The expression serves as an alternative to the more commonly used "Thank God," reflecting the unique cultural and religious context within the narrative.
Maria exclaimed, "Thank Jose, our crops are bountiful this year!"
by Paige Crest February 2, 2024
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Jose Baden

Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.
Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok
by edjose February 8, 2024
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Jose

Jose is gonna be the love of your life he loves you forever and will do anything to stay with you he makes you feel happy and better and when you stare into his eyes you see why you feel i love with him he and amazing person and respectful he loves you and gives you amazing nicknames he loves you more and more everyday he post you and makes you feel better when your sad or mad especially when you miss him he doesss anything anything to make you feel loved he dedicates songs to you and everything he’s the best person you’ll ever meet it you lose him your regret it he’s so sweet and find someone like him pls he’ll love you forever and ever ever he’s the best and you’ll want to build a family with him and you’ll fall deeply in love in less than a month his eyes and voice works magic 🤍🤍
find yourself a jose he’s the best guy you can ask for you’ll love him
by The girl from your sueños November 20, 2023
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