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jonathan fernandez 

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.
Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
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Jonathan Foreman 

The HOTTEST guy in the history of music
Jonathan Foreman: blonde hair, blue eyes, surfer, rocker!!

Jonathan Troy Calderon 

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.
1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!
Jonathan Nauck by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011

Jonathan Medrano 

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.
“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

Jonathan jerman 

A faggot no one likes and everyone wants him to die