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Joel

An absolute fuckwit who doesn't have any mates and can't pull any bitches.
"Hey What's your name? "Hi I'm Joel" "Bye"
by Not R.Kelly and Bill Cosby October 3, 2022
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joels diner

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)
Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.
by feastmeister February 23, 2017
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Joel Tan

nice person but depressed has nice friends but has lots of health issues like Nga Kay
did you take your stability pill Joel Tan
by 191837273 October 1, 2021
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Joel

Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.
by Töd January 30, 2022
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Joel

A greasy man, barely human, who believes women he fetishizes will like him. He’s truly the death of the party in every scenario and has no self awareness, it’s embarrassing.
Person 1: Uh oh, look who it is

Person 2: EW IT’S JOEL!!! I’m outta here!

Person 1: Wait! Don’t leave me here with that hideous excuse for a human.
by Mac Marlen May 2, 2025
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Joel

A man with lots of gay tendencies. they are not very smart but are super cocky claiming they will beat you in anything. they are know for their collecting skills usually having a collection of something useless.
You are acting like such a Joel right know
by LobaThiCCCCC April 3, 2022
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Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness
Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me
by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018
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