jewish refinance

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.

Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."

by EmfnT May 12, 2017

Jewish

God's chosen people/ The religion (and ethnicity) of Jesus Christ/ the race with a subset of the highest IQs in the world.

"They were all Jewish, a.k.a. God's chosen people."

by David of Michelangelo May 10, 2022

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

Jewish Trump

A Trump of Jewish faith

There is a Jewish Trump Conspiracy theory

by Sumashole March 2, 2025

jewish blowjob

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.

Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"

by KiidBro July 1, 2025

Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face

Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!

by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021

jewish

Someone (Typically "ashkanazi") who says dumb, obnoxious, and frightful things. Originates from Poland, "Ashki" a fool, a bastard.

That jewish bloke raped my sister

by Fish Lizard October 12, 2021