jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024

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Slut

Jazz is a Slut

by I hate you, your a Muppet May 26, 2019

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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

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Jazz Singh Wire

A doorbell Jazz Singh wires into your electrical system and allows you to connect your doorbell push button and chime at a much lower voltage. They can be located inside or outside of your home but are usually attached to an electrical junction box in an inconspicuous location.

After locating the Jazz Singh wire I was able to resolve the issue.

by Oroku Saki 17 January 11, 2022

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Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

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