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Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.
I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.
by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025
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Lewd Jar

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.
"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"
by Meagrable August 21, 2024
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pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.
n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.
by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015
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Jarring

Shoveing a glass mason jar up your booty hole

And breaking it causing bloody pleasure
Bentley tried jarring
by game_takers1 February 27, 2025
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jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
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Jar Fiend

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.
“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”
by G.Fitz May 28, 2022
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jarring

fuck me eliza is so jarring
by 12398654 December 8, 2021
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