Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.

Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare’

by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021

Joel

A greasy man, barely human, who believes women he fetishizes will like him. He’s truly the death of the party in every scenario and has no self awareness, it’s embarrassing.

Person 1: Uh oh, look who it is…

Person 2: EW IT’S JOEL!!! I’m outta here!

Person 1: Wait! Don’t leave me here with that hideous excuse for a human.

by Mac Marlen May 02, 2025

Joel

A Joel has a mandingo and are tall.

Omg look at his d1ck. He's name surely must be Joel.

by Mandingo111 May 13, 2020

Joel

Gets no bitches. FR FR. No Bitches?

Sean: Hey you remember that guy Joel we met at Red Robins?
Declan: Oh yeah I do, the dude who gets no bitches fr fr.

by imadethiswhileatwork June 10, 2022

Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc

"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"

by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024

Joel

a cunt from yorkshire that’s a victim to egging

*sidney eggs joel*
*joel stutters like a pussio*
*tom fully headshots joel*
*joel tries to attack tom*
*tom and joel get in a standoff*
*sidney gets a cheap shot on joel lol*
joel is a victim and goes home

by JoelIsAvictim69 October 31, 2019

Joel

The act of waking up when the rest of your classmates are just about to go home from school.

Oh no, I did a Joel again.

by Qrille December 04, 2020