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jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
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Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 27, 2021
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jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression
1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.
by Ridgeford March 29, 2009
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it’s a jazz

Used when describing a good time, thing, or event.

synonyms: it’s lit, it was a blast, it was totally tubular
Dave: Gosh man, it’s a jazz.
by itsathingiswear May 8, 2018
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jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.
“why are you so stressed

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole
by denay March 24, 2021
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Down tuned jazz shred metal

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)
by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018
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Jazz

The correct term for a Female Derrick is a Jazz.
Damn this chick is a total Jazz.

This potatoesque gameplay is so Jazz of you.
by faddishworm July 31, 2019
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