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Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?
by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021
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Italian jackhammer

Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.
Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.
by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023
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Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.
Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo
by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016
mugGet the Italian torpedomug.

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.
When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.
by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020
mugGet the italian sniffmug.

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
by Yaasfag February 5, 2020
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Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.
Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.
by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017
mugGet the Italian Showdownmug.

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit
he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~
by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019
mugGet the italian suitmug.

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