Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!
Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.
Vito: Hell yeah.
Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.
Vito: Hell yeah.
by yankees2738 January 2, 2014
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"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
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Get the Italian torpedo mug.Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.
by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023
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by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021
Get the Italian Creamstick mug.A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
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