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Italian geyser

When you cum not only in a girls mouth but also on her tits.
Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!

Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.

Vito: Hell yeah.
by yankees2738 January 2, 2014
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Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive
"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021
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Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta
It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta
by EMADcarey August 6, 2017
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Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.
Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo
by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016
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Italian jackhammer

Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.
Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.
by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023
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Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.
"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"
by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021
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Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
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