Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

Italian Gusher

Totinos pizza roll

Jeffs fetish is to finger an Italian gusher But he always gets third degree burns

by Cuntswitch July 29, 2020

Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.

Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.

by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017

Italian lean

The lean in over the plate that Italians do while eating pasta

Use the Italian lean while you eat that or it will get all over you

by Italy1996 October 9, 2016

Italian lean

The exaggerated lean over a plate of pasta that Italians do

Hey if your going to eat that you better use the Italian lean or you'll get it all over your shirt

by Italy1996 September 24, 2016

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison July 26, 2016