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Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Pig Tong

"Everything was okay earlier but now it's all gone pig tong"
by Hmm It's Raining May 14, 2017
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guini pig

Wow, that Officer Travoli..he's a real Guini Pig!
by peckerfuzzball May 6, 2018
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Earth pig

A loyal and fierce fighting member of the armed services
by Cheesedactory December 17, 2017
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Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
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sus no pig

because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer
bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig
by stef quack April 20, 2021
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Pig Fucker

Brexit was caused because a Pig Fucker called for a vote
by EwanMcGod January 31, 2020
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