italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.

Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.

by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017

Italian job

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Italian Stallion

A particularly hot, gorge, VERY well endowed Italian Silver Fox, or foxy DILF, who can literally go for hours and hours and hours like the stallion he is, making a woman squeal over and over again in total ecstasy until she gets that high she can actually see into the future, around corners and into parallel dimensions. That takes some doing. High five foxy DILF stallion! Yee ha! :)

The Italian Stallion had sexy time with the MILF in Durkastan and made her feel like an entirely new, refreshed woman...

by Arshad Ali Hussain July 17, 2019