best amigo

when an annoying bitch named beverly thinks you are friends with her and shes mexican so she trys to incorporate her culture by changing friend to amigo.And from that day on she has a nickname for you and the phrase best amigo...

beverly:BURGER QUEEN YOU ARE MY BEST AMIGO!!!!! Alana:(Dear lord help me)......Hey beverly my best.......amigo...

by swiggityswoogity69 November 25, 2019

Best Buy

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.

Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Best friend

A best friend is someone you can depend on and you trust. Someone who will always have your back. Someone that you always have fun with. Someone that makes you smile. Those people are cameron ,grace,Dylan ,rylee, Wynn,Katie v ,Nikki, ella,ford,elle,Hailey,mae,andsophie

Love y’all wonder if you will ever see this lol 💕💕

“Your my best friend” “your mine too” “I am at your house like 24/7”

by Ainsley Alexander July 18, 2018

best-er

being better than the best

"omg i have the best gf ever"
"no i do"
"fine but i have the best-er gf"

by case.on June 21, 2022

the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch March 5, 2011

best VPN

A mediocre VPN every Twitch streamer, YouTuber and their mom wants you to download because of their monetary affiliation

"Guys, use NordVPN to protect to yourself on the Internet, it is the best VPN in the world! Type !nord in chat to get 75% off."
"I've used it, it's actually dogshit, and not to mention it's always 75% off, what a scam"

by punchDatTaco February 5, 2022

Best friend

Someone that you can trust no matter what happens. Someone that will never break a single promise to you, and always considers your feelings in anything that might affect you. This person will never lie to you or knowingly hurt you in any way.

My best friend would never betray me.

by Alexis30014 May 9, 2020