Thick mint

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?

Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.

by Nafamnotfeelingit January 16, 2019

Thick Set

Impressively large balls or tits.

Sarah: “I don’t know dude. Your pecker seems overwhelmed by my jugs.”

Ian: “Not so fast. My thick set knocking on your back door will settle the score.”

by Foot’s Aflame October 25, 2020

Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 30, 2021

thick cartridge

A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge

Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.

by Jaydubsuperstar April 10, 2016

Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 26, 2019

How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 22, 2023

slick thick

Term for anyone who is not noticeably thick, but still is thick.

Shes got a butt, but them thighs be lackin' she's slick thick though.

by sl1m j3sus December 18, 2017