Girl who is amazingly hot Gives Boner Boy a boner in a matter of 0.05 seconds. She is Soooo Horny All the time
Horny Heather & Boner Boy did it on the Mats at their high school, because she is so horny and now they are Legends.....BITCHES!!
by Boner Boy44 May 1, 2005
Get the Horny Heather mug.Feeling an intense sexual desire. Can happen at anytime, for no reason at all.
For boys: causes a boner (dick gets hard and sticks up).
For girls: gets wet.
For boys, a good way to get un-horny is to imagine your grandma... naked. Unless you like that kind of thing. *wink*
For boys: causes a boner (dick gets hard and sticks up).
For girls: gets wet.
For boys, a good way to get un-horny is to imagine your grandma... naked. Unless you like that kind of thing. *wink*
After their first date, Craig and Ann go over to his place, both feeling a little horny. Sitting on Craig's living room couch, they begin to kiss, Ann's tongue teasing Craig. She undoes her bra and rips off his shirt as her throbbing pussy grows wet with pleasure. Craig undoes his belt and rips off Ann's shirt. Soon they are both naked and writhing on top of each other.
Craig slides her fingers into Ann's pussy and fingers the shit out of her. He teases her nipples with his tongue as she moans in pleasure. His dick is very hard and big. Soon Ann is giving Craig a blowjob, pumping hard. She swallows, like a good girl.
Craig's big dick enters Ann's pussy and she screams in delight. Craig kisses her while thrusting his hips. Ann's moans and screams grow louder as she reaches her boiling point. She cums all over Craig and he cums inside of her.
Sex is over for now. They take a short break and start all over again.
Craig slides her fingers into Ann's pussy and fingers the shit out of her. He teases her nipples with his tongue as she moans in pleasure. His dick is very hard and big. Soon Ann is giving Craig a blowjob, pumping hard. She swallows, like a good girl.
Craig's big dick enters Ann's pussy and she screams in delight. Craig kisses her while thrusting his hips. Ann's moans and screams grow louder as she reaches her boiling point. She cums all over Craig and he cums inside of her.
Sex is over for now. They take a short break and start all over again.
by gloomysunday November 9, 2013
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this is for everyone and i hope you get horny by the end ;).
Jamie woke up and couldn't get definition #7 of horny on urbandictionary.com out of her head. so she went to school quite horny and was extremely horny by the end of the day. she had to wait an hour and a half before the basketball game started so she went in the empty bleachers and waited still extremely horny. so she took of her skirt and underwear and started to rub her pussy. then the hottest guy in school jake came running up and asked if he could join her. she saw the giant bulge in his basketball shorts and ripped them off for him and gave him a lap dance after ripping his boxers off too. she did not refuse him sex but humped the shit out of him. then the second hottest guy came up and started a threesome with the two. jamie let him titty fuck her. his cock was throbbing so hard and she felt so horny she thought she would explode. then the rest of the team showed and she had sex with all of them but putting their condoms of with her teeth first. the guys lost the game and their virginity that night but didn't care.
Jamie woke up and couldn't get definition #7 of horny on urbandictionary.com out of her head. so she went to school quite horny and was extremely horny by the end of the day. she had to wait an hour and a half before the basketball game started so she went in the empty bleachers and waited still extremely horny. so she took of her skirt and underwear and started to rub her pussy. then the hottest guy in school jake came running up and asked if he could join her. she saw the giant bulge in his basketball shorts and ripped them off for him and gave him a lap dance after ripping his boxers off too. she did not refuse him sex but humped the shit out of him. then the second hottest guy came up and started a threesome with the two. jamie let him titty fuck her. his cock was throbbing so hard and she felt so horny she thought she would explode. then the rest of the team showed and she had sex with all of them but putting their condoms of with her teeth first. the guys lost the game and their virginity that night but didn't care.
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One day I was really horny so I took a hair brush and stroked it in and out of my pussy slowly. Soon I wanted more so I started putting it deep inside of my pussy. I was going really fast and really hard. I started to let out moans of pleasure. Suddenly I stopped and took the brush out and it was dripping wet. I started rubbing my wet clit with my fingers and putting the hair brush deep in my throat. I was very sexually aroused after that.
One day I woke up from sleeping. I peeped in my parents room and saw my step father laying on his back with no underwear on. His dick was so beautiful. It was just laying on top. It was big. I wanted to touch it really badly. I couldn’t stop thinking about his cock inside of me. I finger myself about the thought of him fucking me. I peek at him while he’s in the shower. I would love to fuck him in the shower. Next time he is sleeping I’m going to pull his pants down and suck his dick until he cum in my mouth.
Next time you are horny just take a hairbrush or something that is cylinder shaped and put it in your pussy. You can use your fingers also.
One day I woke up from sleeping. I peeped in my parents room and saw my step father laying on his back with no underwear on. His dick was so beautiful. It was just laying on top. It was big. I wanted to touch it really badly. I couldn’t stop thinking about his cock inside of me. I finger myself about the thought of him fucking me. I peek at him while he’s in the shower. I would love to fuck him in the shower. Next time he is sleeping I’m going to pull his pants down and suck his dick until he cum in my mouth.
Next time you are horny just take a hairbrush or something that is cylinder shaped and put it in your pussy. You can use your fingers also.
by Sofuckinghorny July 25, 2018
Get the Horny mug.An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
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