Harrison

A guy who is COOL and has 3 WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS who are REAL. He also has a gajillion dollars.

Guy 1: did you hear? They found Owen's body behind a dumpster! All his bones were broken.
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...

by Jory3wsgf January 25, 2022

Neala Harrison

in love with gingers and bald men

neala Harrison is quite the friend and likes will blyth

by anonymous January 31, 2022

Neala Harrison

in love with gingers and bald men

neala Harrison is quite the friend and likes will blyth

by anonymous January 31, 2022

harrison cohen

An air vent when it raises like a cheeseburger in the morning rain.

I did not enjoy fixing Harrison cohen this morning when the sun was setting

by Wet mush February 10, 2022

George Harrison

The hottest, most beautiful, stunning, magnificent, lovely, pretty, fantastic, georgeous, amazing, awesome and perfect human being to ever walk this earth as well as the lead guitarist of the best group in musical history: The Beatles

George Harrison has sexy eyelashes!

by heypauldontmakeitbad October 18, 2021

Harrison

They can be the funniest or the worst person you’re ever gonna encounter. They’re usually are super funny and are always a nice and caring friend. In means of romance, they’re so nice and will steal any persons heart, and even yours if you’re not careful. Although they’re amazing people, sometimes they’re not so nice, they tend to hit and kick others. And in relationships tend to watch shows rather than talk to their significant other.

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Person 1: Oh it’s Harrison! He’s always so helpful and caring

Person 2: I know, that girl he’s dating is so lucky bro.
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Person 1: Oh, not Harrison. He’s always so rude and aggro.

Person 2: I know right? I hope he finds manners one day.

by imightbejoking October 29, 2021

Harrison High School

Shitty ass high school located in harrison nj and are the rivals of Kearny high school in Nj, The soccer team is dog shit and lost to Kearny in Hudson County Championship by 2-1 and lost IN THEIR OWN TERRITORY!!! Honestly so embarrassing for them and soooo funny but KEARNY WILL FOREVER BE ON TOP!!!! HARRISONK

person 1- yo I forgot who won the championship?
Person 2- kearny bro the Harrison high school took the biggest L

by Baddieeeeeeeeeeee October 30, 2021