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Dodgy Norton Hack

Getting ur xbox games onto another xbox
"Ere mate u gunna do that dodgy norton hack today so we can play COD on 3 way l8r"
by Blackcat69er March 25, 2020
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hack

definition : mindcontrolling hack, do naughty things have sex with the hacked guy
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
X: he hacked me!
y: on your potato PC?
X: no...
by sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm November 22, 2020
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Bi-hacking

Trying to force yourself into being attracted to a gender that you currently aren’t into. Mainly by watching appropriate porn.
“Yeah, I’m watching gay porn right now to bi-hack myself”
You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”
by MrJodok December 12, 2023
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Hack it 'til you crack it

Commonly used in software engineering. A phrase describing building quick fixes on top of quick fixes until they solve the problem.
"Should I write a proper implementation for this?" - "Nah, hack it 'til you crack it!"
by j2yw3f March 26, 2024
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Hacking

That gay horseshit that always displays on notebook computers and displays a BSOD
I am hacking this laptop
I hate you hacker
by nicekbnice October 18, 2020
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Chowers Hack

Someone that has a hack or cough to get hair from the back of their throat.
After a long night with his girlfriend Greg seems to have the chowers hack.
by Stump Oly November 24, 2020
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