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Highway Hammer

It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!
by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017
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creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
by nibba boy November 17, 2017
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hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done
Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!
by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016
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tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.
John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
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Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
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Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.
by Johnny IV April 21, 2020
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Hooves Hammer

When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.
The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.
by OvilInUrMum69 May 19, 2020
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