greek brodie

the lover of strangers children

greek brodie child addiction

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

by lieon81 March 1, 2025

Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.

He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.

by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

Greek salute

v. When you slap someone with the back of your hand in the motion of a salute.

After repeated requests to stop insulting me, I gave her the Greek salute.

by urbanscribe1058 June 1, 2024

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024