goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 07, 2015
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goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.
I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!
by PaPaSmurF November 04, 2013
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Goose Fat

When the amount of Duck Butter is sufficient to create a thicker licker... otherwise known as Goose Fat
My balls are that deep in sweat, they are stuck to my inner thigh like they are covered in “goose fat
by Oh lord Terry July 24, 2018
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mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.
We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.
by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018
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Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.
“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous
by ThefirstGAL May 08, 2014
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat
dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack
by crackdaddy1o1 September 27, 2020
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