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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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goose feel

Damn that track goes hard! Got that goose feel
by spitz218 May 11, 2017
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mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.
We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.
by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018
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goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.
I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!
by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013
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Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere
How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.
by Goose.realm March 1, 2019
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