When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
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I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donut mug.1. To "glaze" someone is to means to give them compliments that are so over-top, or so continuous that it comes across as cringe worthy or phony.
2. To rave, or gas someone up to the point it's cringe worthy or phony.
2. To rave, or gas someone up to the point it's cringe worthy or phony.
"He's so amazing, he's like the best player on the team. I can't believe we get to play with him. Look! He's shooting the ball, now. Wow, that was just so cool. I still can't believe we're on the same team as him." -Felix
"You're glazing."-Josh
"You're glazing."-Josh
by Ireallydon'tknowbutImight March 8, 2025
Get the Glazing mug.Someone's sudden, unprovoked, and often undeserving expression of adoration or praise of a person, place or thing. "Glazing" is often perpetrated by individuals who are big fans of someone or something. The "glaze" is usually called out by a witness. Glazing is wordplay based on the fluids present on a male's genitalia after engaging in intercourse. Glazing is similar to the expression of "Meat-riding". It implies that the individual "glazing" is giving themselves to the subject in a way that is not self-respecting.
*Basketball game in action*
Player makes a well executed but mostly normal layup
Commentator 1: "He is the best player I think we've ever seen on this court.. He's not like the rest"
Commentator 2: "Glaze! Be serious, he has 13 points so far and there are way better players. Besides that was nothing special."
Player makes a well executed but mostly normal layup
Commentator 1: "He is the best player I think we've ever seen on this court.. He's not like the rest"
Commentator 2: "Glaze! Be serious, he has 13 points so far and there are way better players. Besides that was nothing special."
by roguebud1 March 15, 2025
Get the Glaze mug.Glaze has a beautiful and charming personality that pulls others towards her. She is graceful, respectful and gentle in her ways she cherishes friendships and cares for friends when in need, emotionally or physically. She also has a very active social life. Are interested in musical and creative things. Big money making opportunities await her and many love stories come her way. A great career in public life is likely for her. Possess strong love for family, but often troubled with other divided loyalties with friends.
Glaze is a vitreous substance fused on to the surface of pottery to form an impervious decorative coating.
by Athena3 November 22, 2021
Get the Glaze mug.A beautiful human being inside and out, blessed with so many talents, bubbly, has a great sense of humor, very lovable. She can be emotional at times and fierce most of the times. She is protective especially to her friends, quite deadly too so don't tryna mess up with her family. Loves Boy Band and very energetic dramatic fan girl. Has the potential to bleed your ears and make your heart beat fast so be careful boys you might end up falling for her. She can be childish but matured enough to handle serious situations. She deserve to be love so please don't you dare break her heart.
by sixuoeirdA November 23, 2021
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