funny oney

When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.

oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.

by DoomfistOneTrick January 29, 2023

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Funty

A fat cunt who usually works in Information Technology or fast food drive through services. Down time is spent bullying and stalking women, train watching and playing with train sets.

Female one 'Hey did you see Funty? He gives out creepy vibes.'

Female two 'Yeah, he asked me to go for a coffee to discuss a project at work but he ended up asking me to see Thomas the Tank Engine on Ice'

Female one 'Oh that's so Funty'

Female two 'Yeah, the fat cunt'

by johnjcitizen August 31, 2023

Homo-funny

The act of one male doing something to another male that is funny, yet some may consider gay.

Tim: "Did you just see me teabag Steve."

Jason: "Yeah man, that was so homo-funny."

by hyperionaaa December 12, 2010

Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.

The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.

by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012

beyond funny

Something that is so funny your head blows off

Jack was so beyond funny that Henry's head blew off

by Theshit66 December 31, 2013

Licensed Funny-Man

A license given to only the funniest of men, AKA David.

Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!

by 100% Not David September 2, 2020