by Appiezy Foshiesy April 23, 2010
A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.
Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*
by Kris Brier-Jones October 05, 2007
To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.
" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."
by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009
by Jbabysweettuna February 20, 2014
A word you use around your parents when you really wanna swear and again your parents are there so you think of a solution to not swearing and you use the word " Fudge nuggets" even though you still end up getting in trouble anyways
Mom : This weekend your going to your gramas house
Me : Fudge nuggets I had freaking plans mom
Mom : Well not anymore
Me : Fudge nuggets I had freaking plans mom
Mom : Well not anymore
by poolpartyfairy4lyfe May 25, 2015
When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.
by Payden Reeed August 31, 2011
by Frankie Bennett August 31, 2012