fucktard journalism

Pretty much anything published in the Daily Mail. However, may also include any published article that missquotes a female, and then references her cup size and age.

I read some fucktard journalism today. Max power claim all ladies love a fugly man with a tiny penis if he's driving an expensive car. Their extensive research consisted of interviewing Chaznay, 22, 34DD from Oldham.

by Jellyfishhugger August 19, 2019

mother fucktard

one who does one others mother!

Damn,Ho you a mother fucktard

by Kaitlyn Christine November 09, 2007

suck-fucktard

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

by Jennifiend April 13, 2007

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 21, 2014

fucktard

one who fucks retardedly or has a tendancy to be so bad in bed that they are called fuck tardz

yo u mo fo u fuckin fucktard u suck asss in bed!

by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

horsedick fucktard

The most beautiful person ever ever ever. A LOVELY GIRL.

she's so lovely, you may even say she's a horsedick fucktard!

by hazelpene October 17, 2010

restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

by Swam Pass May 06, 2005