Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

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Fry-By

The act of saying “put the fries in the bag” to Joshua Block (Worldoftshirts) and making him get angry.

Dom Bertucci: Put the fries in the bag, Josh.
Joshua Block: I make 400k a year!!
Chat: Bro just got hit with a Fry-By

by RealRealJoshuaBlock July 4, 2025

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Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.

“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”

by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021

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nine to fry

Stoner slang for blazing after work hours; i.e. chilling out after work

Friend: Whats the plan after work?
Josh C:Nine to fry, my good man, nine to fry!

by RileyLou February 6, 2017

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out of the frying pan and into the fire

Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.

Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable

by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016

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