frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017

Frosty incisor

The Frosty Incisor is a sexual maneuver in which one performs oral sex on a partner while having a cold mouth or teeth.

She gave me a Frosty Incisor

by Bubblegummilkshake January 11, 2019

frosty cranberry

When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.

Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.

by Tmin January 19, 2018

Frosty Pop

When you slurp a slushie out of a chicks vagina

Wanna go to 7 11 so we can do a Frosty Pop later?

by Lebaker November 21, 2021

Butterscotch frosty

The act of ejaculate being pushed out of the anus some time after the actual act of anal sex.

Hours after insert name fucked my ass, I had to run to the restroom and loose a butterscotch frosty.

by Imadv8r January 2, 2022

Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.

Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!

by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022

frosty nuts

The salubrious feeling of putting Gold Bond powder on or around ones taint and/or fromunda pre-swamp nuts, giving the chilling sensation of Autumn Frost against the nuts.

"Bro my nuts is swampy, got any Gold Bond?"
"Do I got Gold Bond? I'm rocking these Frosty Nuts right now!"

by anonymous August 23, 2015