father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

by scraptrash December 19, 2018

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

father carmine

1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.

2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.

Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.

We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.

by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018

Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019