Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.

I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

faith

Hope and confidence in a belief, person, or concept.

I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

by Killing Kittens June 25, 2004

faith

Faith is more than believing, God doesn't call people to believe he calls them to have faith. Faith is like this parable:

You are at the Grand Canyon and there is a man on a tightrope walking back and forth hundreds of feet in the air on a tiny wire. It may seem unbelievable at first, but you watch and he goes across once,twice, even a dozen times and more, to the point where you know that he won't fall and you believe that he can walk across as many times as he wants. However this isn't faith, this is belief. Faith is when that man says to you," Get on my back, and let me carry you across with me" and you say yes, trusting your life with him, and going across.

by M.J.C. December 6, 2006

faithfulmc

A successful minecraft network owned by KillaMC. It has a constant loving player base and is one of the only hard core networks still left.

I love FaithfulMC.

by EmeraldHCF December 8, 2017

farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

faithfuck

Faithful just for fucking eachother

They are so faithfuck for eachother

by lollypoop931 February 19, 2011

faith healing

Belief in the power of intercessionary prayer to cure disease or illness. Separated from doing nothing only by the fact that you've probably put your hands together and talked to yourself somewhat.

Accounts of successful faith healing are about as credible as a person of average height standing right in front of you and declaring, 'I am seventeen feet tall, honest guv.'

by The_Mad_Thinker June 10, 2016