everyman fest

the festival for everyman

everyman fest is THE FESTIVAL of 2025

by shhhdfhfddh April 27, 2024

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J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.

"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."

by Hodor91 June 12, 2018

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Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel

Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection

by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023

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The end of the week when you finally get to grab your sexual interest and do your thing together.

More bluntly put; go out with your interest, down some drinks, listen to some music and fuck each other's brains out all night.

Chick 1: "where were you last night?"
Chick 2: "you kidding, it was Fuck Fest Friday! We were in every room!"
Chick 1: "ooh nice!"

by Lady LvDead March 12, 2022

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Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

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