Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts

Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow

by Cat cakes April 19, 2024

flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

twitch fest 2014

A crazy freak out usually in random place but especially in a car. It happens right before the bass drops and you twitch because you cant hold back the urge for the bass to drop. It starts off as a slight little twitch but leads to a massive twitch that lasts around 10-25 seconds.

Dude, look he's doing the twitch fest 2014, this is my jam.

by Twitch Fest Pro November 13, 2014

Frump-Fest

Any gathering of frumpy people. An uncomfortable interaction between either sloppy or awkward people

Gosh, that engagement proposal was such a Frump-Fest.

by PogMoThoin97 June 2, 2019

zest fest

oluebube

oluebube is a zest fest 💀

by BobbyBoo312 July 7, 2023

schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003