The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Eli

Mind yo business. Tf.

“Wow is that Eli?”
“Mind yo business, tf?”

by Dicktionaryman November 23, 2021

Eli

Very nice

Eli is nice

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023

ELI

Verb:

The action of doing something unexpected, abrupt, and slightly weird (because people named ELI (C.) act in such a way)

Adjective: Somebody who is cast as a weird, abrupt, and unpredictable person

John acts like such an Eli when he shouts out scooby-doo noises in the middle of math class.

by Is Eli? (C.) June 7, 2023

Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022

Eli Gulobobovach

A serbian collage student from IAB 21, studied in techni and wanted to leave

hey do you remember Eli gulobobovach? - im not sure it was his name but okay Emil

by Tal mid meyoash mehatechni October 28, 2020

Eli

A cool ass best friend he’s real asf and let’s you know if you on sum bullshit he’s funny and handsome lowkey

Eli is a beast at hockey

by biggiebongobomb March 25, 2021