by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022
Get the Dead dick divemug. Andy Baker is the biggest pile diving hypocrite in this shithole because you know he would be the first one to dive deep down into a pile since he was 14 years old, yet when the cops come around he acts like he dont do drugs and offers to help them. "pile-diving hypocrite "
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
Get the Pile-Diving Hypocritemug. When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup
by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019
Get the deep-dish-divingmug. When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
GF: Legs open for take off.
GF: Legs open for take off.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
Get the kamikaze cock divemug. To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
Get the butthole high-divemug. by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
Get the extreme muff divingmug. When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022
Get the Dirty scuba divemug.