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extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way
"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"
by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
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Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive
by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022
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Pile-Diving Hypocrite

Someone who does hardcore drugs and is a Hater so none of his friends will sell to him.
Andy Baker is the biggest pile diving hypocrite in this shithole because you know he would be the first one to dive deep down into a pile since he was 14 years old, yet when the cops come around he acts like he dont do drugs and offers to help them. "pile-diving hypocrite "
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
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Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022
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kamikaze cock dive

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
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minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.
I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.
by stanlenr January 15, 2021
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Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021
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