by The Enola Gay July 26, 2016

A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022

the action of when someone has a seizure and begins to spew out a amalgamation of vomit, piss, diarrhea, jizz, mucous, and viscous ear wax from the appropriate holes and high speed. Proceeded with the spinning being so powerful the person drills them self through the earth without injury from even the heat of the earths core ending when the person has reached the other side of the earth.
by artificium April 27, 2020

when your girlfriend says she use to be freaky so now you can’t do anything hot or freaky with her cause she doesn’t like it anymore
Friend: how’s you and your girlfriend?
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her
Me: she’s a told me she’s a fake devil so now i’m breaking up with her
by goatfucker November 11, 2019

"Quit playing devil's buttfuck, you fucking whore!"
"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"
"Hey Larry, why are you being so combative?"
"I'm just trying to be devil's advocate."
"You mean DEVIL'S BUTTFUCK, you fucking whore?"
by firstnamesal March 4, 2015

by Franklyserious September 1, 2021
