Deal

Pills (Usually xanax, ecstasy, and percs, etc)

Im going to go get deal. My supplier is in dade.

by Run This Bih February 24, 2019

Deal

Someone who says the word “ Deal “ Often means they are trying to use you and force you to buy them fortnite skins.

Also means that they are super gay and dumb as fuck

For example:

I want to make a deal.

by Hfgjfzcbh November 27, 2018

Deal

Gilbert’s slang for his junk

“Here’s my deal”

by Jackolantern December 16, 2020

Deal

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.

Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.

by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017

Deal

It means; Deal with it; Go cry about it.

Him: I didn’t get the kitty last night smh.
Her: Deal.

by Eamxol March 18, 2023

Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.

"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"

by KCHyphy November 07, 2008

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 18, 2022