Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006

Blood On The Dance Floor

1) a kickass Michael Jackson song that centers around a girl named Susie who seduces Jackson and kills him with a knife. It's the first single off of his 1997 remix album "Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory in the mix"

2) A 1997 remix album by Michael Jackson that consists of 8 remix from Jackson's previous album "HIStory" and 5 new songs, the most notable being "Ghost" and "Blood On The Dance Floor"

Person 1: Man I love Blood On The Dance Floor !
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a great band!
Person 1: Band!? I was referring to the Michael Jackson song, what were you referring to?
Person 2: oh uhh Nothing...heh

Or

Person 1: Blood On The Dance Floor is a really good album, my favorites from it are Ghost and of course, Blood On The Dance Floor

by $wagworth September 13, 2017

school dance

An event at your local school that (in the school staff's opinion) "will allow students to kick back and have fun with friends". Basically, what a school dance consists of is a live DJ playing pop and hip-hop (very unsettling for a rock fan), teachers, and of course, the students all dancing away at a large area at school. They're all supposed to have fun, right?

...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.

The moral of the story? If your school makes you sign a douchy behavior agreement form for a school dance, it's automatically shitty. Don't go.

by Mayu Mizuki <3 October 11, 2009

dancehall

Dancehall music is different from reggae. Dancehall is exactly what is says - for dancing, mainly in a club (hall). Dancehall is more of DJ-ing concept, with artistes spinning songs on a certain rhythm, (for example, the Diwali rhythm). Dancehall can be often derogatory, but is generally just a lot of fun.

Well-known dancehall stars:
Sean Paul
Beenie Man
Elephant Man
Buju Banton
Vybz Kartel
Wayne Marshall
Wayne Wonder
Rupee
Kevin Little

by Anonymous 292323823 June 2, 2005

song and dance

Unecessary complaining or excuses. Long and drawn out in length, with seemingly no end in sight.

"Don't give me a song and dance. Just do the fucking work, and shut the hell up!"

by D. Gould February 23, 2006

square dance

To fight with someone. I've met it in Eminem's "Square dance".

"Canibitch, won't square dance with me"

by Patrick Nusbaum January 22, 2009

Danger prone

A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!

by Katexflynn September 15, 2018