sloppy dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip
It’ll look like a turd. Or lawn clippings on your shaft.

Mcnasty : aye Soup you tryna get a sloppy dallas tonight?
Soup : (rednecky voice) hell yeah it’s sloppy dallas Saturday

by crackaroll269 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

the action of giving oral sex with a mouthful of dip.

“Hey! Did your girl finally give you a sloppy dallas?”

by disncieow October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob while packin a fat lip. Credit to the goons

Dooo just gave Soup a big ol Sloppy Dallas while Blarg and MCNASTY watched

by Icifeye October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

I went on a date last night with this girl, she told me to bring her some Grizzly Wintergreen and she would give me a sloppy Dallas.

by Casper01Lude October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with the person that is giving the bj having a mouth full of chip dip.

Joe: my girl gave me a sloppy dallas
Mike: how was that
Joe: gross

by sfern October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl is giving you head with half a can of dip in her mouth.

Hey soup, your girlfriend gave me the best sloppy Dallas ever last night.

by Fallstr October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.

“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”

by ass.ey October 15, 2020